I dig sudo — Tee

Reads twice — once as slang, once as `dig` run with sudo. Phosphor green on black; the footer is a real `dig` answer-section header.

Garment: 100% organic cotton (Stanley/Stella STTU169), Stanley/Stella under Fair Wear Foundation rules.
Care: Wash cold, inside out. No tumble. No bleach.

Fit: Unisex. If between sizes, size up for boxy, down for fitted.